Damon i Carlton FTW

Dolazim ja ujutro doma sa Sferakona, palim iTunese i ugledam novi Lost podcast. Podcast k’o podcast, Damon i Carlton su uvijek zabavni za poslušati, vidjeti kakvi sve debili postavljaju pitanja (poput: planirate li u seriju uvesti lika koji je gangsta rapper), nekad čak i saznati neku novu informaciju.

Prije par mjeseci prvi put zamijetih u podcastu da je Carlton spomenuo kako Mira Furlan ima srpski naglasak, što je neizmjerno puta više zasmetalo kolegi Waldorfu nego meni, dapače toliko da je htio pičkarati po Lostovom forumu za postavljanje pitanja producentima. No dogovorili smo se da ćemo pristojno upozoriti na zabunu na tom istom forumu.

Makar je diskutabilno koliko je to zabuna, jer Mira je već ’91. bila u SAD-u, a prije se deklarirala kao Jugoslavenka, no dobro. Na pitanje nam nije odgovoreno, Carlton je upotrebljavao izraze od srpski do hrvatski, jugoslavenski, istočnoeuropski naglasak, i to je ostalo na tome.

I da se vratim na zadnji podcast…

Nekih 9 minuta prije kraja pojavi se sljedeće pitanje (transkripti još ne postoje, pa, ne budi lijen, napravih ga sam za relevantan dio):

Damon: This is from Lost in Croatia, one post in the last 90 days

Carlton: Wow

Damon: First, I would like to compliment you for creating the best show ever. Lost is so great that a tremendous number of highly moral people in Croatia had abandoned their moral standards and resorted to illegal downloading of season 3 episodes. So please, as a compensation for the downfall of morality in Croatia, answer these few questions in your next podcast.

Number One. Since it would be odd to travel in a submarine from Miami to somewhere in the Pacific, is it reasonable to believe that Juliet traveled by plane to another Mittelos base in the Pacific and that the submarine was docked there, within a day’s submarine journey to the island.

Carlton: er, I think it’s not a bad theory.

Damon: Interesting.

Carlton: I’ve been to Croatia, by the way.

Damon: We’re getting to that! You just wait.

Carlton: I had a great time there.

Damon: Number Two. Cobra in Expose equals Jacob in Lost? Could we assume Jacob is someone we saw on the show before, and that it will be a shock when we finally realize who Jacob really is?

Carlton: It would be awesome if Jacob turned out to be Billy Dee Williams, but it’s not true.

Damon: It will be a shock, all right. That’s for sure.

Damon. Number Three. Please confirm again that Christian Shephard is dead. I’m so tired of people who believe the opposite.

Carlton: Huh. Well, for those of you who believe the opposite, you’re wrong. For those of you who believe Christian Shephard is dead, you’re vindicated.

Damon: Wow. Another definitive answer!

Carlton: I’m not messing around today, I’m not.

Damon: <movietrailerman voice> Carlton might talking about the word dead in a way you do not fully understand </movietrailermanvoice>.

I feel like I had to do that disclaimer.

Carlton: Yeah, dead means dead in the conventional narrative sense.

Damon: One final thing. Carlton, just to let you know, Mira Furlan was born in Croatia, so the mystery is why the crazy French chick has a Croatian accent, and not Yugoslav or Serbian, as you are so fond of saying. Please, if you cannot answer these questions, just say hi to all the fans in Croatia.

Damon: So, now’s your opportunity to talk about how lovely Croatia is.

Carlton: I love Croatia, and I’ve been up and down the coast of what was Yugoslavia, now Croatia and other countries. The island of Brač off the coast of Croatia is a beautiful place, you should all go there.

Wow. OK, iako sam razočaran i duboko, duboko povrijeđen što nije odgovoreno na moj post, drago mi je da nas ima još sa ovih prostora koji prate i podcast, te da se nije, kao što to obično biva, postom iz Hrvatske nije predstavila neka balkanska sirovina, nego očito pristojni i normalni ljudi.

Pozdrav autoru pitanja!

PS da, i Waldorf i ja smo lijene bitange, i to je praktički jedini razlog ovotjednog manjka postova, no, ne brinite, već danas očekujte nekoliko novih recenzija!

2 Odgovora to “Damon i Carlton FTW”

  1. Ja bi malo više pičkarao… ali autor posta je moj idol.

  2. Pa kad si balkanac.

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